Eyebrow Girl and the Crack of Doom

Today Eyebrow Girl sauntered in with the briefest pair of denim shorts I have ever and I mean ever seen. The wisp of denim barely covered the middle portion of her butt. Leaving way to much crack showing above the flimsy excuse for a garment and a copious amount of cheek hanging out. Eyebrow Girl sat down at a table and it looked like she was naked from the waist down. Not too mention the butt cleavage. Ewww... She finished her ensemble with a wrap around white strapless top that screamed "hooker!" Patrons just stopped and stared. It took all I had to ask her to cover up. There's only so much bare white oozing flesh that people should be exposed to.