Poop

Fecal matter. It has plagued my carrer since pagehood. In my first page position we had a guy crap in the reference section. A couple of years later at another library we had a regular permanantly intoxicated patron, Terry, who would leave piles of his own poo in the landscaped area between the psycho senior center and the library. In this instance one of the brave reference staff actually used a dust pan to scoop up the human waste and dispose of it so as not to put a damper on our summer reading program event. One night Terry had a huge accident in his pants and decided that he should decorate the staff entrance with his own extrement, leaving his poo stained boxer shorts as an offering at our door... This evening a patron of the male persuasion left the staff a special "load" in the men's restroom. You got it a big ole pile of poo in the men's urinal a kind of excremental token of his appreciation I'm sure.