I HAVE HAD ENOUGH

I need a vacation. I have had enough of our library patrons. If it's not cat lady bringing back our books smelling of nasty, dirty cat litter then it's people calling me for phone numbers instead of looking it up in their own phone book or calling 411. If it's not those yahoo's, it's the guy who uses the internet looking up ads in the personals and has me doing his mapquest and making sure he doesn't have to pay for any extra prints. It's another appearance of the King of Dicks and his request that we hold movies for him or eyebrow girl and her barely clothed big body with her plummers butt crack stairing me in the face as she uses a computer. It's the stupid people who say what's my PIN?