Buttcrackman learns to read

Buttcrackman has strikes the unsuspecting yet again.


Our literacy coordinator, who is fairly new, was contacted by Buttcrackman.

She does not interact with the majority of our patron's so she is not familiar with our more colorful clientele. Buttcrackman contacted her on the phone and wants to become a literacy learner. Which she thinks means he wants to be matched with a tutor and learn to read. Which in hindsight makes sense because I've never seen him check-out any type of library material other than DVD's - and only after asking the 16 year old female page if we carried any Adult Videos. Oh yes, he felt the library should have their own collection o' porn. It is my belief that he wants to be matched with some poor unsuspecting woman with whom he will try to entice into a compromising position of the carnal kind using his suave and debonair demeanor and stories of his sexcapades. (YAK) From what I understand during their inital phone interview our literacy coordinator asked Buttcrackman what types of reading material he felt comfortable reading ( ie. the newspaper, magazines, street signs, cereal boxes etc...) Buttcrackman's reply was "pornography" Our literacy coordinator didn't even blink an eye or point out the obvious - you watch pornography, you don't read it you sick bastard...