We have made a momentous discovery! The Quizno's just up the street from the SoCal Library is an epicenter of evil. At first we were in denial but we can no longer avoid the truth. Evil gathers at the popular sandwich shop, thankfully with no purpose. One of my coworkers loves to eat at Quizno's several times a week and as a result is facinated by the minons of evil and their conversations:
"The Evil of Organized Religon"
You have to understand that my friend can be a religous fanatic magnet. As long as I have known her the religous nuts love to persecute her. One patron, we call "Jesus Boy" called her "of the Devil" because she got between his sermonizing to a couple of Mormon Missionaries. Which is kind of ironic. One day when my coworker arrived at the sandwich shop it was inundated with men. She chatted with a couple of men in line with her and found out that there was a men's fundamentalist Christian conference in the area. As they chatted the men mentioned that about two thousand of their bretheren were praying for peace during this conference. My coworker mentioned that she had attended the Rose Bowl and that it was attended by forty-five thousand Catholics also praying for peace. They said "That's nice. God is really doing miracles today" but their body language and tone of voice screamed "You whore of Babylon!" As the sandwich staff rung up her order it came to a total of six dollars and sixty-six cents... yes $6.66 which she points out to the men behind her jokingly. She is met with dead silence. Obviously this is a sign that she is the Devil's Minion. She takes her meal outside to one of the tables when the men in line behind her sit at the table next to her. She is facinated by their conversation as one man is complaining about how the economy goes into the toilet every time legislation was passed concerning abortion rights. The other talks about how driving a SUV is costing him a ton of money in gas everday and how his car payment is sooo expensive. They seemed to think that God will only work in this world as long as abortion isn't legalized. As the men were getting ready to leave my friend told them to have a good day and pray for peace. In response one of the men replied that there will be no peace in this country as it has been ordained! My friend replies "You mean Revelations? I was taught that the events in Revelations had already occured." His reply was that she was taught wrong. As they were leaving she realized they could very easily have read the title of the book she was reading J.A. Jance's Web of Evil.
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